FULL NOVELXO Truly Madly Deeply: Chapter 33
oBITCHuary: Favorite movie?
McMonster: The Wrestler.
oBITCHuary: RUDE. Ask me what’s mine.
McMonster: I already know.
oBITCHuary: Well?
McMonster: Little Miss Sunshine.
oBITCHuary: WRONG.
McMonster: RIGHT. Stop lying.
oBITCHuary: FINE. It’s a masterpiece and I stand behind my decision. Steve Carell’s best work to date.
McMonster: Gotta have a good memory when you lie all the time. You need to keep track.
oBITCHuary: Exactly. Keeping my brain active. That’s smart thinking. Favorite color? DON’T SAY BLACK.
McMonster: Purple. Yours is orange.
oBITCHuary: HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS?
McMonster: I pay attention. Favorite word?
oBITCHuary: uyedin’éniye
oBITCHuary: It’s Russian. It is the state of being alone without being lonely. Yours?
McMonster: Well, now I can’t tell you mine because it’s not half as good as yours.
oBITCHuary: There are no right or wrong answers.
McMonster: Titties.
oBITCHuary: Okay. I take it back. That is the wrong answer.
McMonster: I like the sound, I like the organ, I like the meaning. The prospects. Everything. It’s a great word.
oBITCHuary: This is bad.
McMonster: Hey. You asked.
oBITCHuary: Not the word. THIS. You and me.
McMonster: Why?
oBITCHuary: Because we’re utterly inevitable.