FULL NOVELXO Truly Madly Deeply: Chapter 24
oBITCHuary: Can you send me a picture of your ear?
oBITCHuary: Any ear would be fine (but left is best).
McMonster: Have you been day drinking?
McMonster: WHY?
oBITCHuary: I find ears attractive. Like, when I look at a man (in pictures, I’m mostly too horrified to check them out IRL) I always look at the ears. I’m trying to see if we could be a good match.
McMonster: I thought you only wanted to be friends.
oBITCHuary: Ugh. You are a master negotiator. Trade-off?
McMonster: I don’t mean to sound rude, but I really couldn’t give two craps about your ears, Bitchy.
oBITCHuary: Well, Mac, I was thinking more…like…a picture of my lips?
McMonster: Which pair?
oBITCHuary: Sheeeesh.
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McMonster: Very kissable.
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McMonster: Verdict?
oBITCHuary: Also very kissable.
McMonster: You’re weird.
oBITCHuary: But you love it.
McMonster: But I love it.