The Perfect Run

It was said that the show must go on, no matter what.
“And so, Little Gorynych attempted to catch the wild princess,” Ryan continued
his play, having a three-headed dragon plasticine figurine pursue that of a pink
princess. After running out of video material to humiliate Dynamis with, the
courier had started to improvise. “But she ran too fast for his tiny legs, and poor
Gorynych had forgotten he could fly!”
Nobody paid attention to his Shakespearean play, except Frank, whom the
groundbreaking plot captivated. Everyone else instead focused on the inactive
nuclear device on the newsdesk.
“You should have taken a dog, boss,” Sarin said, glaring at Eugéne-Henry. The
cat knew he had sinned, so he tried to look cute to avoid punishment.
Unfortunately for him, Hazmat Girl didn’t have any heart to soften. “I understand
why the Chinese ate them.”
“Come on, I disarmed the countdown,” Ryan said, though he had to freeze time
for it. He abandoned his play to scratch his cat's ears and reassure him. “You're
sorry you scared them, huh? You didn’t want to kill them all, it was an accident...”
Tea cleared her throat. It was just a vocal effect, since as an android she didn’t
need to breathe. “Ryan, I thi—"
“Mr. President,” Ryan corrected her. “You're my friend, Doll, but we're on TV right
now.”
“Mr. President, while I love animals, I believe you are spoiling your cat rotten.”
“Gooood,” his master replied with a deep dark voice, before noticing Livia
nervously approaching him. “Yes?”
His new sidekick began to whisper in his ear. “I'm seeing Wyvern attacking
Mosquito, and an II Migliore team besieging the building alongside the Private
Security.”
“Is the Panda among them?” Ryan asked, suddenly worried.
“Who?” Livia asked, apparently never having taken notes on the mighty manbear.
“The Panda, the chosen one,” Ryan explained, loud enough for the hostage and
TV viewers to hear. “The only Genome whose power trumps mine. Our long-
awaited duel has been foretold by precogs.”
Livia giggled behind her helmet. “No, I don't think so,” she whispered, only to turn
serious. “But... Felix is among them, and a few of my alternate selves die from
glass shards to the neck.”
Urgh, so the Carnival did intend to target them this time around. The courier
learned enough about Dynamis to predict their movements, but he couldn't say
the same for Hargraves. Did the Carnival ally with the Manada brothers like in the
previous timeline? Or did they remain free agents for now?
“We'll make sure nothing happens to Felix,” Ryan whispered back too low for
others to listen, before hamming it up. “With our combined power, Queen
Crimson, we will rule all ofNew Rome!”
“Start ruling your stupid cat and then we'll see about the city,” Sarin said,
unimpressed.
“In any case, we're returning home.”
“What about the hostages?” Tea asked, almost hopeful. “Do we take them with
us?”
Ryan shrugged his shoulders. “I realized it was a bit redundant to keep a dozen
people hostage, when we have a nuclear device to threaten the city with.”
“And I do not think we have enough space in the truck,” Livia pointed out the
obvious.
“Aw,” the Doll said, lowering her weapon and allowing the hostages to breathe. “I
was starting to like them.”
Tea had known them for half an hour, and she already developed Lima
Syndrome? She was too soft for the job.
The group exited the Star Studios warehouse one minute afterward, with Sarin
carrying the A-bomb and Frank the plasticine figurines. Ryan walked at the front,
holding Eugéne-Henry in his arms like a diabolical mastermind on a stroll.
No sooner did they pass the warehouse’s doors than a shockwave almost
caused them to trip up. The courier raised his eyes, and watched Mosquito
wrestling with a fully transformed Wyvern up in the skies. The courier
remembered that they fought in an early loop, with the dragon lady squashing the
Psycho like a bug.
But now that Mosquito had overfed, he more than held his own. The flying
beefcake punched Wyvern so hard that it caused windows in the vicinity to crack;
the blow sent the dragon tumbling backward, but she quickly corrected her
descent. She retaliated with her breath, Mosquito fleeing out of the path at
astonishing speed.
While the two titans duked it out in the skies, the group prepared to return to their
truck, only to find it surrounded by a dozen Private Security members in black riot
gear. Multiple laser rifles pointed at Ryan and his men, while one wise soldier
targeted the president's crotch. None of them opened fire though.
As Livia warned, they also had a few Genomes with them. Atom Kitty, who didn’t
carry throwable weapons yet; Reload, that cheap knockoff, who at least had the
decency of bringing a lightsaber; and Ryan's favorite hero in the world.
“Hi, Wardrobe!” The courier warmly greeted his future rival. “We finally meet in
the flesh!”
“Hi, nice to meet you too, Quicksave!” Wardrobe waved a hand at the group. This
time she cosplayed as an FBI hostage negotiator, with a megaphone in hand. “I
loved your stop motion play!”
“Wardrobe, please don’t encourage that madman,” Atom Kitten said, hands
raised. He looked like a cat ready to pounce on mice and eager to finally stretch
his legs. Livia tensed at the sight of her ex-boyfriend, but wisely remained silent.
“Sorry, sorry!” Wardrobe apologized before raising her megaphone. “Please
surrender, you're surrounded!”
“And you're outgunned!” Sarin replied while raising the A-bomb, Wyvern and
Mosquito’s duel causing more shockwaves. “Back off!”
A few Private Security members raised their rifles at Miss Gasshole, but none
dared to pull the trigger.
“I'm Mr. President now,” Ryan said, scratching his cat behind the ears. Frank
stood proudly behind his master, while the Doll pointed her rocket launcher at
Reload. “You should know, of all people. After all, Wardrobe... you created me.”
“I created you?” she asked with a frown, before studying his costume in depth.
Her face paled, upon recognizing the ensemble’s perfect harmony of colors; the
authority of the necktie, the softness of the gloves, the savagery of the bowler
hat. “It was you... it was you who asked for the costume!”
“Wardrobe, you know this guy?” asked Reload, his hands tightening around his
weapon.
“I designed his costume!” Wardrobe paled in horror at the terrible truth. “But I
didn’t know someone would use it for evil!”
“It has skulls on the socks!” Felix snarled, pointing a finger at Ryan's boots.
“What did you expect?”
“That's right, Wardrobe,” Ryan said, his voice as deep as the darkest abyss. “By
creating this cashmere suit, you sowed the seeds of your own nemesis. A grim
darkness born of your shining light.”
“My... my nemesis?” Emotion broke through Wardrobe’s face, as her wish for a
flashy supervillain archenemy was granted. “I have a secret nemesis?”
“Yes, you do.” Ryan extended one hand at her, holding Eugéne-Henry with the
other. “Join me, Wardrobe. Become my archenemy, every day of the week.
Together, nothing can stop our brand. We will build a multi-billion euro franchise,
greater than even Star Wars! We will flood the market with merchandise, and we
will rule the box-office! Only through me, can you achieve the popularity you
crave!”
“Yes, yes! Oh Mr. President, I accept your offer!” Wardrobe surrendered to the
lure of a long-term exclusive rivalry. “We'll be fighting forever!”
“Good, how about we schedule our first fight tomorrow? Would tomorrow be
alright?” Ryan took a few steps forward, not waiting for an answer. “I have a very
busy agenda. Doomsday weapons won't build themselves.”
Reload moved in the president's path, weapon raised. “You're not going
anywhere, you maniac.”
“Is it me, or do you really think you can actually stop us?” Ryan channeled his
inner villain, while Sarin dangled the A-bomb threateningly. “Don’t force me to
assert my authority.”
“Be wary, Reload, he can stop time for an unknown duration,” Atom Cat warned
his fellow hero. “He’s also probably a Genius of some kind from the bomb, but we
don’t know his specialty yet.”
“A Genius?” Ryan blinked behind his mask. “Wait, you think I'm a Psycho with
two powers?”
Atom Kitten snorted. “Dude, you hold an entire city hostage with a nuclear device
and a band of mutants. Either you're a Psycho, or you're just psycho.”
“Your reputation for mental instability makes a lot more sense now,” Reload
added.
Frank took a step, ignoring the laser rifles pointed at him. “Mr. President, do you
want me to clear the area?”
“They're going to do that on their own, or I'm pressing the butto—" Sarin froze, as
the weapon suddenly vanished from her hand. “Huh?”
“I've got it!” Wardrobe rejoiced, having quickly changed her costume. Her clothes
had transformed into that of a French gentleman with a monocle, a long cloak,
and a top hat from which she had drawn the A-bomb.
Arsene Lupin?
Ryan immediately protested, “Someone is getting choked for th—"
Reload immediately leaped at the courier with his laser blade raised. However,
Frank swiftly grabbed his leg in midair with one hand, and splattered him on the
ground like a club. The poor Violet Genome immediately regenerated, and cut off
his own leg before Frank could kill him again.
“Minions, dispose of these annoyances, without touching the truck!” Ryan
ordered, as the Private Security opened fire. The courier froze time to sidestep
the barrage, while Livia and Sarin took refuge behind Frank. The lasers failed to
pierce the Doll's reinforced metal body, though they burnt off parts of the artificial
skin. “But leave me the young kitty!”
“I don't have a cat theme!” Felix snarled, attempting to touch Ryan with his naked
hand. The president gracefully sidestepped to dodge the blow, and then a
second. Atom Cat's hands furiously tried to reach for the courier’s chest, but
Ryan had time and experience on his side.
The Doll and Sarin had engaged the Private Security in a firefight, answering the
lasers with rockets and shockwaves. The same mook that threatened Ryan's
ultimate weapon hit Sarin’s shoulder, forcing her to cover the spot with a hand to
avoid leaking out gas.
Meanwhile, Livia positioned herself behind Frank as he attempted to catch
Reload, using the iron giant as a shield against the Private Security's lasers. She
seemed to be looking for someone she couldn't see. Wardrobe backed off, wisely
trying to keep the A-bomb away from the battle, and Wyvern above smashed
Mosquito against the warehouse’s roof.
“Oh, well for a second, I thought I might need to use my hands,” Ryan taunted
Felix. “I guess my legs will be enough.”
“I'll show you hands!” Atom Kitten all but leaped at his foe, but the courier simply
dodged and tripped him. The young hero crashed head-first into the ground,
much to his fury and humiliation.
“It is useless to resist,” Ryan said, as he loomed threateningly over his former
sidekick. Though he had no intention of harming his friend, someone else
thought otherwise.
All windows in the area, including the light truck's, exploded at once.
Glass shards flew at Ryan, and he felt a slight shiver down his spi—
Ryan stood with his hat against his chest.
The firefight briefly died out, as everyone tried to gather their thoughts.
Livia had activated her power, and skipped time forward. The Augusti princess
stood near the truck, with a visible and bloodied Shroud lying on the ground; the
vehicle's container looked slightly damaged too. Livia had punched the invisible
vigilante with Fisty, causing him to hit the container and lose focus.
As for the others, the Doll patched Sarin’s wound, both of them hiding behind
Frank. The colossus had finally caught Reload, and seemed ready to crush his
back against his knee. Atom Kitten was struggling to get Eugéne-Henry off his
face, the cat clawing angrily at his cheeks. Ryan had probably thrown his pet at
the hero in the skipped time, but he couldn't tell for sure.
Damn it, was that how it felt for others to fight Quicksave? That empty feeling of
missing all the real action? No wonder the courier’s foes hated him.
“Quicksave.”
Ryan raised his eyes, and witnessed Wyvern flying over his head. Dragon Mom
had regained her human form, while Mosquito was slowly deflating back to his
original size, embedded in the warehouse’s front wall.
“Surrender,” Wyvern warned, her face straining with fury, “I won't hesitate to use
lethal force.”
“You know what's better than one A-bomb, Dragon Mom?”
Ryan plunged his hand into his bowler hat, and quickly brought out a tiny metal
sphere before Wyvern could descend upon him.
“Another bomb!”
Wyvern froze in midair, even as all Private Security members within earshot
aimed at Ryan. “Wardrobe, steal the b—"
“If you want me to juggle,” Ryan performed an illusion trick to swiftly bring a third
bomb out of his jacket, making it look as if he had duplicated the sphere. “I've got
a third!”
Thank Mechron for his matter replicator! It made it incredibly easy to manufacture
nuclear devices.
Almost too easy.
And as Ryan had guessed, while Wardrobe immediately changed back her
costume to Arsene Lupin’s, she didn’t attempt to steal both bombs from under his
nose. Her power had limits. Still, one Private Security agent attempted to shoot
the courier’s arm to make him drop one of his nuclear devices.
Ryan simply froze time, and reappeared a few feet away. “Nah, nah, nah,” he
said, his fingers brushing his weapons’ buttons. “You try anything, I stop time,
and we play Dr. Strangelove.”
Wyvern frowned, though she didn’t make a move. “You won't dare.”
“I literally let my cat do it on live television.” Ryan pointed out, his thumbs
brushing against the buttons. “Wanna bet?”
For a tense and agonizing minute, nobody dared to move. Well, with the
exception of Eugéne-Henry, who finished clawing Atom Cat's face to run back to
his master. All eyes looked at Ryan, fearing he would follow through with his
threat.
Wyvern's jaw clenched so hard the courier thought she might destroy her own
teeth, and moved her hand to her ear. The Geniuses in Dynamis' HQ probably
confirmed the bombs as genuine through an earplug, and Dragon Mom didn’t
dare to call out Ryan's bluff.
“As I thought,” Ryan said, smugly rubbing his victory into his foes’ face. “You see
right here? That's the difference between us. One gets to be the goddamn USA,
the other gets to be Afghanistan.”
“Mr. President, didn't we sign treaties on the non-proliferation of nuclear
weapons?” Frank asked, still holding a helpless Reload within his hands. The
Violet Genome attempted to stab the iron giant with his laser blade, but inflicted
minor to no damage.
“Yes, but nobody respects them,” Ryan replied, before glancing at his men.
“Ladies and gentlemen, pack your things, we're going home. Frank, get
Mosquito.”
Frank immediately tossed Reload over his shoulder, his strength sending the
poor Violet Genome flying above the warehouse, and then helped the wounded
Mosquito hop back on the ground.
“Uh...” Mosquito complained as Frank helped carry him, blood gushing from his
wounds. The bugman had regained his original size. “Damn, she hits hard... pain
hurts so much...”
“You're not going to get away with this,” Wyvern said, simmering with anger.
While Wardrobe had turned into a nurse to help the wounded, Atom Cat glared at
the Meta-Gang, claw marks all over his face. The disguised Livia did her best to
avoid looking at him, perhaps out of shame.
“Au contraire, I think I will get away with it and the money,” Ryan said, as he
opened the truck's door for Livia. The Augusti princess grabbed Eugéne-Henry
and stepped inside the vehicle, imitated by Sarin. “Though hopefully, your boss
won't get away with stuffing a bodysnatcher into an overpriced product.”
“You think I believe any of this?" Dragon Mom tried to sound confident, Ryan
could sense the doubt creeping in her voice. “That I can believe any of this?”
“Doll, darling,” Ryan asked Tea, as she helped the wounded Mosquito and Frank
climb into the truck’s container. “Give our dragon friend the proof.”
“The blood?” Tea opened a hidden compartment inside her arm, much to
everyone's shock, and then tossed a small syringe at Wyvern. “Over here!”
The superhero caught the container with one hand, frowning upon seeing a small
quantity of blood inside. “What is this?”
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A few seconds later, Ryan sat inside the truck as the Doll drove it away, glancing
through the broken windows. Nobody dared to stop them as they left Star
Studios.
“So?” Ryan asked his troupe. “Who's up for French?”
Livia let out a breath of relief, letting go of her stress. “That was amazing!” she
said, her voice brimming with enthusiasm. “I couldn't tell how the situation would
turn out at any point! Is it always like this with you?”
“Unfortunately,” Sarin groaned, covering the bandaged gash in her hazmat suit.
“Sometimes, there's fire,” Tea added.
“We should do it more often.” Livia rested her head against the seat, Eugene-
Henry sleeping on her lap. Ryan could understand her reaction. Much like him,
she had forgotten how much she liked surprises. “Amazing.”
When they reached the security checkpoint to enter Rust Town, the Doll abruptly
stopped the vehicle and let out a scream of horror. “What's happening?” Ryan
instantly tensed and looked out the window, only to face a vision of horror.
The Private Security checkpoint had turned dead silent. Literally. Two dozen
Dynamis guards had been hung over an open archway leading into Rust Town,
the ropes made of their own intestines. The number “885 had been written with
blood on the floor beneath them in a macabre display.
“Holy...” Livia put her hands on her helmet upon seeing this ghastly spectacle,
reflexively trying to cover her mouth in horror. Eugéne-Henry, meanwhile,
glanced at the bodies with lazy disdain. “How could I... how could I not see...”
“You couldn't see it,” Ryan said, as he fearfully realized who had perpetrated this
terrible deed.
“It?”
“The reason why this run is already doomed,” the courier replied, pointing his
finger at the letters written on each corpse's chest. Together, they formed a
single, ominous sentence.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Ryan looked into the rear-view mirror, and watched two pointed ears slowly rise
behind him.