Sorcerer’s Handbook

Shattered Lake Prison, men’s restroom.

In the dozens of square meters of restroom, more than thirty people were crammed together. Only seven were guards, the rest were death row inmates wearing classic black and white striped suits.

“Angus! Come out! Don’t hog the stall without taking a dump!”

“Amanro! I remember you don’t have much contribution left. How dare you offend me like this?”

“Desmond, come out! I’ll owe you a favor, okay? Come on out!”

Guard Nago squeezed his thighs together as he banged on five stalls, but not a single stall opened its door. The death row inmates around him laughed mockingly, the ridiculing laughter making Nago flush with shame and resentment, wishing he could bite his teeth to pieces.

These bastards who deserved to be fish food had occupied all the stalls!

“Charvik, how much longer?”

Another guard whose face was extremely ugly as he squeezed his legs together opened his light screen: “13 more minutes. According to the ‘Restroom Usage Regulations’, the same user cannot stay in a stall for more than 60 minutes. Just endure 13 more minutes!”

Nago squeezed out between gritted teeth: “But I can’t hold it anymore…”

“What, no way, don’t tell me a guard is going to wet his pants? How disgusting!”

“Shhh, shhh—-”

“That whistle is no good. If you want to make someone unable to hold their urine through sound, you should use a sharp, urgent sound to make them tense up, causing the bladder to contract and the urge to pee to increase dramatically. The reason people may involuntarily urinate when in danger is the same principle, so we should scrape stainless steel mirrors to make a sound like this!”

A sharp, piercing sound echoed through the restroom. Nago instantly straightened his waist and scurried to the urinal. Before he could even unzip, seven or eight heads were already there watching. Other guards who wanted to help were blocked by a wall of people.

Because of the restrictions, the death row inmates could not touch or attack him, but they had no intention to either. They simply watched Nago’s next actions with the gaze of watching a circus performance, without violating any rules.

Nago really did not want to unzip his pants, but he steeled himself and unzipped!

“Tsk tsk tsk…”

“That’s it?”contemporary romance

“Compared to when I was a kid…”

Waves of disdainful comments made Nago so angry he almost burned a hole in his belly. Gritting his teeth, he said, “What do you know! You bunch of…you bunch of…”

“Bunch of what? Go on, curse me, Mr. Guard.”

“Louder, yell it out. You want to be a guard with that tiny voice?”

“The guard’s going to curse me, I’m so excited!”

Nago’s face turned red with rage. After a long pause, the only thing he managed to squeeze out was: “…ill-mannered guys!”

“Ah, the guard called me ill-mannered, I’m so angry, so unsatisfied!”

“Ill-mannered, such a dirty word. Nago, how could you curse so viciously!”

“Wah wah wah, I’m crying from being scolded! Oh, just kidding, I’m actually laughing.”

The death row inmates guffawed loudly. The other guards who saw Nago being humiliated also turned red with rage, but they didn’t dare rush over to help Nago either – they also couldn’t hold it in, and would leak if they moved violently.

“By the way, Nago, have you blocked it? How come you’re not coming out yet?”

One inmate realized: “Don’t tell me… you’re the type who can’t pee when people are watching?”

“No way? Then I’d rather stare until my eyes bleed without blinking.”

“It’s time to test everyone’s stare! Nago, 10 minutes left, we’ll help you hold it!”

If not for the urge to pee assaulting his soul, Nago was sure he would’ve passed out from rage. Just then, the restroom door was shoved open forcefully!

Slap!

Nago’s expression instantly relaxed, his whole body easing up.

“What are you guys doing?” Ashe looked at the large group of people gathered around the urinal.

“Watching Nago.” The death row inmates replied very obediently.

“Why? Don’t you need to go? Whoever doesn’t, tell me and I’ll take her to the women’s room… peeing is nothing to look at, turn around, I don’t like people watching me pee!”

The inmates and guards looked at each other. Someone bravely spoke up: “If you can—”

“If I can make you lick the restroom clean then you’ll be willing to turn around? Fine, I’ll go get the Register of Sinners right now—”

Whoosh!

Everyone turned around simultaneously, submitting to Ashe’s ‘demon

‘ might. Ashe shook her head helplessly at them, and patted Nago’s shoulder as she passed by: “No need to thank me, consider it repayment for the boots you gave me back then.”

Nago: “… ”

Ashe, you really are a—

“Thank you for your help!” Since he wasn’t done peeing yet, Nago could only endure the humiliation and say through gritted teeth.

“Ah, you’re too polite.” Ashe went to the furthest urinal and carried out small metabolism: “Is the accommodation still comfortable? Feel free to provide feedback.”

Now Nago completely lost control: “You locked us in the restroom, and you’re asking if we’re comfortable with the accommodation?”

“No choice, the restroom is the only place that allows excretion in the prison. If I locked you somewhere else, you could explode internally from holding it in without polluting the environment.”

“Private rooms—”

“That won’t work. You have to be detained together, and the guards must stay with the inmates. Although these scumbags won’t help me, they’ll be happy to see you suffer and won’t let you sabotage my plans.”

Nago said coldly: “You think you can get away with this?”

“The fact that you’re starting to care about my future means you’re quite satisfied with the living conditions here, right?” Ashe zipped up her pants: “Well, I’m off.”

“Demon!” Some death row inmates immediately rushed over to surround Ashe: “Take me with you! I’m willing to follow your orders!”

“Me too! I’m very good at licking, in every sense of the word!”

“I’m a two-wing caster, Annoying, you can definitely use me!”

“And me too—”

Before, when there was no chance or hope, they could let it go. But now there was suddenly a chance to escape, those desires suppressed deep in the death row inmates’ hearts ignited like kindling, and they scrambled to join Ashe’s gang.

Ashe raised both hands to calm everyone down: “Stop, stop, I’ve heard your wishes already. Don’t worry, I’ll do my best to satisfy your desires and leave not a single one of you—”

The death row inmates’ faces lit up, while the guards’ expressions turned solemn.

“—all staying in prison until death!”

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