My Dark Desire: An Enemies-to-Lovers Romance (Dark Prince Road)

Romeo Costa:

@ZachSun, what’s with the never-ending traffic of lawyers and private investigators spilling into your house?

Romeo Costa:

Are you planning a coup?

Ollie vB:

If you are, can I be in charge of the Economic Development Administration? I love not having a job.

Ollie vB:

Scratch that.

Ollie vB:

Is the Social Security Administration available?

Ollie vB:

Two birds. One stone. I’m nothing if not efficient.

Zach Sun:

Hilarious. I’m helping Farrow out with her legal case.

Ollie vB:

All day, every day?

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You seem to be solely focused on this.

Zach Sun:

May I suggest a hobby?

Zach Sun:

And a fucking life, while you’re at it?

Romeo Costa:

Do you even work on your own shit?

Ollie vB:

Or, you know, plan your own wedding for that matter?

Ollie vB:

(Your hobby suggestion is too ridiculous to entertain. Your shit show of a life is much more amusing.)

Zach Sun:

My life is a well-oiled machine.

Ollie vB:

Lube is a godsend. I love it, too.

Romeo Costa:

Is everything about sex to you, @OllievB?

Ollie vB:

Of course, not.

Ollie vB:

Some things are about watching you two succumb to the monogamous grind.

Ollie vB:

This brings me a lot of joy, believe it or not.

Romeo Costa:

I believe it.

Ollie vB:

I’m officially the last one standing.

Romeo Costa:

Unless one of your STIs spreads to your limbs.

Zach Sun:

I’m not married just yet.

Ollie vB:

I’m not talking about Dr. Ulick. She doesn’t count.

Ollie vB:

I’m talking about your little sword-yielding housekeeper.

Zach Sun:

Her name is Farrow, and she and I are strictly casual.

Ollie vB:

Respectfully, you are strictly delusional.

Romeo Costa:

I second Oliver.

Zach Sun:

Nonsense.

Zach Sun:

She’s a calculated risk.

Romeo Costa:

If so, you seriously suck at math.

Zach Sun:

You are both useless.

Ollie vB:

False.

Ollie vB:

Wait until your heart breaks.

My shoulder will be your best place to cry on.

Romeo Costa:

Aw. Where’d you learn that, Ol? Outer Banks?

Ollie vB:

It’s called culture, gentlemen.

Ollie vB:

You should try it sometime.

Ollie vB:

#JusticeForSarahCameron.