Maybe a Fake Gintama

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 405 It Is Normal That the Real Thing Does Not Match the Image!

"But then again, the reaction of the production team is really fast. Because they are afraid of infringement, they immediately put a mosaic on it." Kawaki sighed slightly and said, "This way, when you take out the props, it won't look like that cat-shaped robot. It will look like it's just taken out from the mosaic on the abdomen."

"That's the worst thing!" The corners of Shinpachi's mouth twitched as he complained, "I can't imagine how terrible the scene is! It's a completely restricted work!"

"There's no other way. Without the copyright, we can only do this," Kawaki shrugged and replied, "Although you may be arrested by the police for public indecency if you take him out, this is the best outcome."

"I can't tell at all!"

"Then please take care of me, [Beep—]cat-san!" Kawaki raised his hand to greet [Beep—], and at the same time, he revealed a refreshing smile.

"Who is [Beep—]? Why did you add [Beep—] in that kind of place!" [Beep—] shouted crazily, "It sounds like a pervert who did something unspeakable to a cat! And I hate cats the most! Although I have been told that I am "like a god" and "like a Buddha", I can't bear to say that I look like a cat. I hate cats the most!!"

With that, [Beep—] put his hands on his chest and said with a trembling voice, "That word makes me shiver when I hear it..."

Then, [Beep—] opened the clothes(costume?) beside his left ear, revealing the missing ear, "Look, this ear was bitten by a cat before."

"Eh?! Wasn't it eaten by a mouse robot?!" Shinpachi said in surprise.

"I told you it was a cat!" [Beep—] shouted with veins popping out.

"Ah, erm... I'm really sorry." Shinpachi whispered, "I thought you could really take out all kinds of props from your stomach, just like that cat robot."

"Well, it's not like I can't take it out," [Beep—] replied.

"Eh?! Can you really take out?!" Shinpachi said in surprise and then looked at Kawaki, "Did you hear that, Kawaki-san?! He can really take out! He can really take out all kinds of props!"

"Of course! Who do you think I am?" [Beep—] snorted disdainfully and then sat on the sofa again.

"Tsk..." Kawaki curled his lips in disdain, "Anyway, they are all tools that look very useful, but they are actually useless to adults."

"Don't look down on me, little brother!" [Beep—] retorted.

"Then, give me a prop that allows me to stay at home and play games without having to work for the rest of my life." Kawaki expressionlessly stretched out his hand, "Take it out. If you have it, hurry up and take it out. You know, right? It's the kind of thing that can buy all things and you won't have to worry about food and drinks for the rest of your life. Take it out right now."

After a long silence, [Beep—] slowly said, "That... If I'm not wrong, the one you're talking about is money, right? What you want is money that you can never spend in your lifetime, right? "

"You are such a bad person." Kawaki covered his mouth and pretended to be surprised, "You actually want to use money to satisfy a child's dream. You are really bad..."

"Hey, little brother with glasses, this person really makes people angry." [Beep—] pointed at Kawaki and looked at Shinpachi, "It's definitely intentional, right? And it was too bad, wasn't it? He was completely a good-for-nothing otaku, right? In other words, he was a scum."

"You can't even fulfill this kind of dream, what qualifications do you have to say that?" Kawaki crossed his arms and snorted disdainfully, "Always talking about dreams and whatnot. Don't joke around, just be a little more realistic, uncle. As long as you have money, everything can be realized."

"Female relations? Things you like? All of them will be available! Shinpachi, you think so too, right? If you have money, all the dreams you have will be realized!"

"As expected of a scum..." [Beep—] scoffed expressionlessly.

"No! Kawaki-san!" Shinpachi quickly pulled the corner of Kawaki's clothes and reminded him in a low voice, "Although what you said makes sense, in this case, it is impossible to talk about such a realistic topic. There are still many good children in front of the screen. It is not good to lead them astray."

"Don't worry, they who live in the three dimensions will definitely be able to feel the cold reality more than us who live in the two dimensions." Kawaki cupped his hands and nodded seriously.

"It's not good to say something like that at a time like this," Shinpachi reminded him in a low voice, "Just cooperate a little."

As he spoke, Shinpachi turned around again and smiled awkwardly. He then looked at [Beep—] and said, "That, that props that can fly freely in the sky, doors that can be used to freely travel around the world, flashlights that can enlarge and shrink things..."

Hearing this, [Beep—] showed a frightened face. He sat on the sofa and curled up, shivering. Then he shouted in an exaggerated way, "It's scary, so scary~ Mom! This bad guy is so scary~ He wants to fly to the sky and peek into the women's bathroom, he wants to sneak into the women's locker room freely, he also wants to become smaller and slide around in the girl's cleavage, ah~ It's so scary. This person is really a beast~ A beast full of obscene thoughts that is called "**"~"

"It is indeed a little too much, Shinpachi-kun," Kawaki cupped his hands and nodded, "Although you are in your puberty, this kind of behavior must be strictly prohibited!"

Hearing this, Shinpachi could no longer hold back. He stood up and retorted loudly at the two of them without hesitation, "Why are they all used in criminal acts? I never thought about that kind of thing!"

"Huh? But what else would you do besides that?" [Beep—] turned his face away and muttered in a low voice with a mocking expression.

"It's not like that!" Shinpachi looked serious and argued loudly, "I will use it to improve myself! You two are the ones with obscene thoughts! It's you two who are thinking about those things, right?"

"No, I didn't think about anything." Kawaki squinted his eyes and raised his hand to refute, "Don't compare me with those little brats in puberty. I will be very distressed."

"The two of you stop arguing," [Beep—] said, "Since it has come to this, I'll take it out."

With that, [Beep—] began to search through his mosaic parts with both hands.

"This scene is really amazing," Shinpachi complained, "It can't be broadcast at all, right? This terrible scene looks like that, right?"

"It's really bad." Kawaki nodded in agreement.

"It's all your fault isn't it, Kawaki-san? If you hadn't said that mosaic was needed, it wouldn't have been like this." Shinpachi continued with disdain, "Not to mention giving children dreams now, it's just like children's nightmare."

"Found it!" [Beep—] suddenly said, and then took out the prop he found, "[Bamboo Wings]! [Anywhere Window]! [Big and Small Lamp]!"

Looking at the three cheap props on the table, Shinpachi adjusted his glasses and asked with an expressionless face, "Eh? Is this it?"

"Such a cold response!" [Beep—] asked in dissatisfaction, "What? Do you think these are useless things? You don't think these are toys, do you?"

"No, in fact, a little..." The corners of Shinpachi's mouth twitched in embarrassment.

"If you used it, you will definitely be shocked." A trace of pride appeared on [Beep—]'s face.

"Really?!" Shinpachi asked in surprise.

"Give it a try if you are suspicious," [Beep—] replied.

"Only little brats would be excited when they see such a thing." Kawaki curled his lips in disdain. Then, he got up and sat down beside [Beep—]. He put his arm around [Beep—]'s shoulder and said with a smirk, "Hurry up and take out that one. You definitely have that one I said at the beginning, right? Since you are a robot that can do anything, you can also do that kind of thing easily, right?"

"No! Please forgive me for rejecting that kind of thing that disturbs the world's economy!" [Beep—] said righteously, "Don't even think about that kind of thing!"

"You're saying that as an excuse, right? But the truth is that it can't be done, right?" Kawaki said with disdain, and then he continued with a sigh, "You said you were a robot from the future. It seems that you are completely lying. Ah, he is just an ordinary perverted uncle~"

"Who is a perverted uncle!" [Beep—] retorted loudly, "I won't do that kind of thing no matter what you say! I absolutely won't help you with that dirty and greedy desire of yours! The only one I will help is a child! A pure child!"

"That, stop arguing," Shinpachi hurriedly tried to persuade them, and then pointed to the [Anywhere Window] on the table in front of him, which looked like the same small sliding door, and asked, "Well, how should I use this?"contemporary romance

"Just open it normally." [Beep—] replied.

"Is that so..."

As he spoke, Shinpachi bent down and reached out to push open the [Anywhere Window] in front of him. What he saw was a scene of a sunny beach, but there was no happiness on Shinpachi's face.

After touching the sunny beach background several times, Shinpachi picked up the [Anywhere Window] in front of him and turned it over to look at the back.

"Isn't this just a piece of paper stuck on the back?!" Shinpachi complained loudly.

"Well, as long as you change the paper, you can see anywhere you want," [Beep—] said matter-of-factly.

"Ha---?! And it's so small that you can't get in at all! "

"Don't be such a child who only knows how to complain~" [Beep—] sighed, "It's better to have something than nothing. Be satisfied."

"Yes, Shinpachi. This is a normal thing, the real thing is different from the image." Kawaki nodded and agreed, "It's just like the CG of the game played on TV. It looks so cool, but after you buy it and play it, you find that it's not the case at all."

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