Chapter 149
Let’s be an Adventurer! ~Defeating Dungeons with a Skill Board~ 149
Gossip: Adventurer Thread Summary Blog
About Dungeons [532]
315 Name: Anonymous Adventurer
Some guy has this blog called “I’m so lucky that there are Centipedes on the 1st floor!”
316 Name: Anonymous Adventurer
Huh? Is that a meme?
317 Name: Anonymous Adventurer
Nah it looks kind of serious
318 Name: Anonymous Adventurer
Whoa, is he like a total beginner or a complete moron lol
319 Name: Anonymous Adventurer
Maybe he’s a beginner
320 Name: Anonymous Adventurer
He’s a crazy dude who believes everything that is on the WIKI
It says there that Centipedes start appearing from the 3rd floor onwards, so he thought he was lucky finding them on the 1st floor
He’s a complete weirdo!
321 Name: Anonymous Adventurer
It’s hard to use that WIKI if you’re not someone who can tell which articles are legit and which are fake lol
322 Name: Anonymous Adventurer
Yeah but still
That guy said that he had defeated 100 of them, you know?
323 Name: Anonymous Adventurer
Huh? So he’s not a beginner, then?
324 Name: Anonymous Adventurer
Dunno
But the blog looks like it was written by a complete beginner
325 Name: Anonymous Adventurer
What’s his name?
326 Name: Anonymous Adventurer
Air
But his writing is kind of shabby so don’t go there expecting much lol
327 Name: Anonymous Adventurer
K, thx
[Escape] Monster Parade Reporting 412 [Must Read]
578 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face
A certain moron threw himself into a Monster Parade
579 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face
>> 578 May you rest in peace
580 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face
It wasn’t me!
There’s this blog post where someone said they’d done that
581 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face
Wha–!
Is he stupid or something!?
582 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face
That’s bs
You can’t just go home after throwing yourself at a Monster Parade and post about it just like that
He must be a liar
583 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face
You think he’s a liar?
Sorry to disappoint you
A blogger also happened to be present there as well
584 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face
No way
Surely it must have been a Monster Parade of 4 or 5 monsters, right?
585 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face
There were at least 100 monsters
586 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face
I’ve never heard of this Air guy
But he looks like a total attention seeker
Just ignore him lol
587 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face
It’s up to you whether you believe it or not
But I think you should at least read half of his post
After all, even Rankers have trouble dealing with Monster Parades
588 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face
Is Air the name of the blogger?
I’ll bookmark it later
It might be the alt account of that Ranker who got banned
589 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face
Ah, that could be the case
I’ll bookmark it too
Please report him if you find anything fishy
590 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face
Or rather just report him for false rumours lololol
591 Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face
>> 586
By the way
I never said I could identify that blogger
How did you know his name?
[Hardcore Crowd] Going through dungeons with all we’ve got! 132 [Dedicated]
138 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
Was Masatsugu the first one to defeat a boss?
139 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
What was the reward for that?
140 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
What kind of boss was it?
141 Name: Masatsugu★
>> 138 Yeah
>> 139 I don’t quite remember but it was pretty nice
>> 140 It looked like a giant lizard
I’ll go edit the WIKI after posting this
I’ll update my blog later as well so make sure to check it out
142 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
I hope it was nice as cheese is for mice lol
143 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
>> 142 That joke just now earned you a one-way ticket to a Monster Parade
Hope you enjoy it!
144 Name: Masatsugu★
Ah, by the way
Do you know about the masked man who has been working in Sapporo?
145 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
What about him?
146 Name: Masatsugu★
He’s getting quite popular these days, huh?
147 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
I haven’t seen him, but what about him?
148 Name: Masatsugu★
I haven’t seen a battle formation and footwork like his before
He’s really good at hiding his presence too
I think he’s really interesting
149 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
To think that even Masatsugu thinks he’s interesting
Just who is that masked man…?
[Stampede] “Narou” Report [Team #30]
512 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
We don’t have enough people to cover all of Shinjuku Station’s entrances and exits!
If any of the neighboring cities have people they can spare, please send them in!
513 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
We’re heading to Saitama
Please hang on until then
514 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
This is Kanagawa
We’re sorry
We don’t have anyone we can send out at the moment
515 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
This is Chiba
Same here
Monsters are coming out of the ocean
516 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
What about the defense dispatch!?
517 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
It seems they’re still not ready
518 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
This is terrible…
What about the other cities?
519 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
This is Nagano
Things are relatively stable here
520 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
The situation here in Kagawa is terrible
Noodle factories are being destroyed one after another!!
521 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
>> 520 …Are you okay?
522 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
We’re not, dammit!
But we have to do something about it!
523 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
Sorry, please keep doing your best
The future of udon noodles depends on you
524 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
Yeah
Leave it to us!
525 Name: Masatsugu★
This is Hokkaido
The situation here seems stable
But there seems to be something here
Take care, everyone
526 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
>> 525 Wait what
527 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
>> 525
What are you doing all the way there, Masatsugu…?
528 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
You’re not in Shinjuku!?
This is bad…
I’ll try to send some people to Shinjuku
529 Name: Masatsugu★
I’m sorry, everyone
It won’t take me long
I’ll be back there shortly
530 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
>> 529 Got it
531 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
>> 529 Understood!
Once this is all over, I’m going to ask my girlfriend to marry me!
532 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
>> 531 Wholesome tag!
533 Name: Masatsugu★
Thank you
Come on guys
Let’s save Japan!!
[Stampede] “Narou” Report [Team #165]
773 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
This is Oita
We have safely completed the subjugation of three Stampedes here
774 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
We have finished here in Akita as well
It seems that the Stampede will end if you defeat the boss, as stated on the WIKI
As soon as the boss was defeated, the rest of the monsters disappeared
775 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
Really!?
We’ll try that here as well right now
776 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
>>> 775 Take care
Has yours emerged from a Dungeon or is it just random?
The levels of those bosses are all over the place, so if you throw yourself at them carelessly you can get yourself killed
By the way, is the boss a rare species?
777 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
>> 776 Got it
But how should we go about it?
The important part of a Stampede is the Monster Parade, right?
If we can’t get past the Monster Parade, we can’t reach the boss, right? Lol
778 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
>> 777 I had to use an alternate route
It would be impossible to hit the boss directly without taking a detour
If you can do that, just change your name to Masatsugu or Bacon lol
779 Name: Masatsugu★
>> 778 But then how should I call myself?
780 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
The man himself!!
How are things going?
781 Name: Masatsugu★
We’re finished here in Sapporo
All safe here of course
Does anyone know how things are in Shinjuku?
I can’t seem to be able to get in touch with Bacon
782 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
This is Saitama
Should we go there and check?
783 Name: Masatsugu★
No, it may be dangerous to go there without knowing the situation
Find someone you can contact for now
But do prepare to return to Tokyo as soon as possible just in case
784 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
Understood
I’ll contact you as soon as I can
785 Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member
Ok, leave it to us
786 Name: Masatsugu★
@Bacon
Please leave a message
It can be here or on your blog
I’ll wait until tomorrow night for your message
[Performing Dogeza] Stampede Review Meeting Room 13 [With all our strength]
984 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
Next time, we definitely need to keep in mind about how defeating the boss makes the Stampede go away
985 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
But how?
Diving into a dungeon in the middle of a Monster Parade is suicide
986 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
Maybe we should think this through little by little
It’s a little expensive, but maybe grenades?
987 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
If you do that, the dungeon might get angry
If the dungeon feels that your attacking it, the monsters might get stronger or change in some other ways
988 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
Yes, you’re right
But what should we do then?
If we just wait outside of the dungeon, the damage is going to get worse
989 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
Sorry to interrupt but
There’s something on my mind
990 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
Sure
What is it?
991 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
Would someone who was struggling to defeat Centipedes a month ago be able to defeat a Werewolf today?
992 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
In his dreams, yes!
But only in his dreams
993 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
Well I’m not sure if this guy was dreaming or what
But I found a certain blog post about that
I thought he was probably lying
994 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
Maybe you can report it as a lie?
Was he jumping on the Stampede bandwagon? Damn it
But if he’s just an attention seeker then you probably should just ignore him
995 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
Yeah well that same guy got past a Monster Parade and defeated a boss
996 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
Well seriously
A beginner who has trouble fighting Centipedes will need at least a year before he can deal with Werewolves
Maybe half a year if you shut yourself in a dungeon and fight for 10 hours a day
And if you have a floor entirely for yourself then maybe you can make it in even less time?
Every monster is going to be more or less difficult depending on your battle style, though
I can’t say much about winning rates
I’m not sure if they could be considered a dungeon speedrunner or someone who’s just wasting his life away
I wouldn’t do that if it were me
997 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
Yeah
Looks like its very likely it’s just lies
Because it’s just not normal
998 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
Yeah, if you take a moment to think about it, it’s impossible, isn’t it?
I feel like an idiot for taking it seriously and thinking it was cool
999 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
Sorry
But what happened in Shinjuku?
1000 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
>> 999
Please read everything
Shinjuku was destroyed
1001 Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza
No more posts can be added.
Please create a new one to continue this discussion.
[Shrimp & Crab] About Chikaho 89 [Festival]
67 Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users
Hey I saw Mr. Masked Man today
68 Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users
Mr. Masked who?
69 Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users
I think its the guy Masatsugu was talking about
70 Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users
>> 69 Details pls
71 Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users
He had this bizarre mask
It was the kind of mask that would make you think the one behind it is a dangerous guy
The presence of the mask is very strange despite the guy himself having a very slim presence
It was as if his mask was floating in the air lol
72 Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users
Whoa that’s scary
[Hardcore Crowd] Going through dungeons with all we’ve got! 157 [Dedicated]
65 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
I found him!
I found that masked man that was mentioned on this other topic
66 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
Huh?
What kind of guy is he?
Did you talk to him or something?
67 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
His cursed mask was floating in the air
His back was filled with plants
And his hands were tentacles
68 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
Wait, is he a monster?
69 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
He’s not a monster!
He was using an IC card so he can’t be a monster
…Maybe
70 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
Don’t chicken out on us now lol
Did you talk to him or not?
71 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
How could I have dared to talk to him!?
He looks really scary you know!?
I’d have mad respect for anyone brave enough to try to talk to him
72 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
So that’s how he is, huh…?
Seems that you need to be at Masatsugu’s level to get close to that guy
73 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
See? So how could I have dared to talk to him lol
[Enjoyers] About Chikaho 70 [Alive!]
110 Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho
Breaking news
I found there’s a “Taming” skill
111 Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho
No way!
Tell us more!!
112 Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho
I don’t know much of the details actually
Just saw a guy taming a monster the other day
113 Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho
>> 112 Aw come on
Get more information before you throw a bomb like that
But oh well, I’ve tried to tame monsters myself but haven’t had much luck
Maybe you need some kind of magical item?
114 Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho
Who was the tamer?
115 Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho
I can’t really say much
I’m afraid he will get me
All I can say is that it was a really scary dude
116 Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho
Could it be…
Mr. Masked Man?
[Crab Soup?] About Chikaho 74 [I want some!]
234 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
I saw Team Aerial coming out of Chikaho
Boy were they messed up
235 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
The Team Aerial?
Were they fighting against a Monster Parade?
236 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
Maybe
Dunno if they were trying something
Dunno if they failed at doing something
237 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
Maybe both?
Monster Parades are really scary unless you have really good weapons
No matter how strong Team Aerial is
238 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
Only Masatsugu has a special weapon strong enough to cut through Monster Parades somewhat safely, right?
And maybe Shigure and Bacon too
239 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
Probably yeah
If they have a special weapon then yeah
240 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
Wasn’t there someone else who got through a Monster Parade somewhat safely?
241 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
Yeah
There was this weirdo who survived a Monster Parade and a Stampede all by himself
242 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
Ah
You mean that masked guy?
He was using a short sword, wasn’t he?
It’s a favorable kind of weapon to use in a Monster Parade, but…
I can’t see how can you kill a tough monster with such a small weapon
243 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
>> 242 He’s not just a masked guy
He wears a mask, carries a potato plant on his back, and has tentacles too
244 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
Whoa that’s quite the upgrade!
He’s like a monster now! Ahahaha
245 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
He’s not a monster
He can speak like a human after all!
246 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
There are some monsters who can speak like humans though…
247 Name: Kagemitsu★
Yo
248 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
>> 247 Heyo
Did you manage to defeat the Monster Parade?
249 Name: Kagemitsu★
>> 248
Nah, we were utterly defeated
Luckily we all came out alive with nothing more than a few cuts and bruises
250 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
So you really went there…
But don’t Monster Parades disappear after some time if you leave them be?
Why did you go there?
251 Name: Kagemitsu★
There was a boss
And it seems this one won’t disappear
232 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
No way…
253 Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs
So what are you going to do now?
Are all the strong guys heading to Shinjuku?
254 Name: Kagemitsu★
We were wondering if we should just leave it alone for now
By the way
Tell me more about that masked guy with the potato plant and the tentacles
[Monster Parade] About Chikaho 75 [Avoid Them]
54 Name: Kagemitsu★
Hey, if that guy who talked about that adventurer who broke through a Monster Parade on that other thread is here, show yourself!
55 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades
Huh? What happened?
56 Name: Kagemitsu★
Was that you!?
How dare you lead such a monster to me!?
I thought my heart was going to explode after I saw that thing show up in our team house!!
57 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades
>> 56 Damn I nearly spat out my coffee
I’m surprisingly timid it seems
58 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades
Was he like the rumors said?
59 Name: Kagemitsu★
>> 57
You guys need to take a closer look at him
You see that cursed mask floating in the air approaching you?
Some of my teammates almost peed their pants
>> 58
He was almost as rumored, but he had no tentacles
Instead he had feathers growing from his neck
60 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades
Feathers lololol
He seems to have undergone some upgrades, huh? Lol
So is that masked man really a monster?
61 Name: Kagemitsu★
Nah, he’s not a monster
You wouldn’t imagine it, but he was actually a very decent person
62 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades
Are you guys going to tackle that Monster Parade?
I’m curious about how he’s going to defeat monsters with a short sword
I expect a detailed report!
63 Name: Kagemitsu★
Yeah
Leave it to me!
[Monster Parade] About Chikaho 75 [Avoid Them]
211 Name: Kagemitsu★
Heeeeey!
The guy who told me about that adventurer!
Come out wherever you are!
212 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades
What happened now…?
213 Name: Kagemitsu★
This guy is a complete handful!
He was hunting nonstop from 9 AM to 18 PM!
214 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades
That’s not something I would have expected to hear from the hardcore Kagemitsu
He can go on for 9 hours straight, right?
So it shouldn’t be such a big deal for you
215 Name: Kagemitsu★
Being able to hunt monsters nonstop for 9 hours isn’t a big deal to you?
He was dishing them out one right after the other
216 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades
One right after the other, huh…
But didn’t he take any breaks whatsoever?
217 Name: Kagemitsu★
The only breaks he took were whenever he collapsed on the floor out of exhaustion
218 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades
Hmm?
Sorry, you lost me a bit there
How many Beroberos did he defeat?
219 Name: Kagemitsu★
>> 218
About 300
220 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades
What Monster Parade did you jump into? Lol
Or did you help him out?
221 Name: Kagemitsu★
We haven’t gotten through that Monster Parade yet
I only stood there and watched
I didn’t help out at all
222 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades
…Huh?
I was happy to have gotten 50 defeats in a single day
Now I feel like I’m a small fry lol
223 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades
I can’t defeat more than 50 a day as well
Tell me, Kagemitsu, is that guy really human?
224 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades
I call bs lol
225 Name: Kagemitsu★
>> 223 He must be human
He was eating rations
By the way, Team Aerial’s limit is 150 defeats a day
And that takes all five of us!
We’re all speechless
226 Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades
To leave even the hardcore Kagemitsu speechless
No wonder Masatsugu was interested in him…
[Hardcore Crowd] Going through dungeons with all we’ve got! 216 [Dedicated]
112 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
Let’s talk about the masked man who’s been rampaging in Chikaho
113 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
Who?
If it’s a topic about Chikaho, start another discussion
114 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
The Monster Parade on Chikaho caused a Stampede
And Team Aerial, led by Kagemitsu, defeated it
115 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
So Team Aerial can defeat Monster Parades now?
That’s amazing
116 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
Someone else defeated the Monster Parade
Aerial took care of the boss
But the entire Monster Parade was defeated by a masked guy
117 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
What?
All by himself?
Huh? @[email protected]
118 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
Well, Team Aerial and that masked guy were pretty active
The local forum was on fire
119 Name: Masatsugu★
Yo
Now this is an interesting topic
120 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
>> 119
He’s here!
He was alive after all
121 Name: Masatsugu★
Fortunately yes
Of course everyone else is safe as well
122 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
Everyone… No way!?
123 Name: Masatsugu★
Even Bacon, who you all love so much haha
Though he’s undergoing some treatment
124 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
He must be pumping up while being on treatment
He got food poisoning for eating mushrooms, right…?
125 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
But it’s great to know that everyone is alive
It took a long time
It’s just like the hero to reclaim both Bacon and Shinjuku!
126 Name: Masatsugu★contemporary romance
>> 125
Sorry
We couldn’t reclaim Shinjuku yet
127 Name: Anonymous Vanguard
Huh?
So you only managed to save Bacon?
128 Name: Masatsugu★
That’s how it turned out in the end
I tried to defeat the Stampede boss, but…
Sorry
I had to run back out so that’s the best I could do
done.co