Spoiled by Eight Uncles

After catching the crying spirit, Lilly had been thinking about the professional weeper.
In the past, she could earn two to three hundred thousand a year, although this was inseparable from the crying spirit is special
ability...
However, she really was a little swayed~
Not sure how much money crying spirits could make now?
Lilly thought about it and asked, raised her head and asked, “Uncle, how much does it cost to hire a weeper?”
Anthony answered every question, and quickly glanced at the information he found, “In Alfornada, the professional price is 5,000
dollars, and people with good family conditions still need weepers in front of the funeral parlor. It is more expensive, including
one-stop service, about 50,000 dollars for a team.”
Lilly’s eyes widened, wow!
“How many people are in a team?”
Anthony, “Generally there are three to five people, depending on word of mouth. Some people also provide the coffin bearer
service, which means sending the soul off, that would require an additional 50,000.”
Lilly immediately felt that she could do it.
She could also send people directly to the Palace of the Ruler of Hell!
“I can make a team! Auntie Crybaby is in charge of crying, Auntie Harem is in charge of talking about business, Mr. Foolish and
Michael will be in the lead, and I am in charge of sending people to the Palace of Hell..,” Lilly said excitedly.
Such a professional team, a fee of 100,000 dollars was not too much, right?
“Ghosts only need candies, fifty dollars for a big pack of candies...”
Lilly stretched out her fingers and counted randomly, “Brother, how much money can I make from one trip??”
Josh did not expect that there would be so much knowledge in it, and he said in a daze, “Except for incense, paper money, props
and so on... At least ninety-nine thousand of it will be earned with tears in one trip.”

Ninety-nine thousand dollars to be made from real tears.
The eyes of the two children were shining brightly, and their emotions suddenly became high:
Josh said, “Lilly, take me there, I will help you to keep the accounts, without charges! I will not share profits with you, I just like to
calculate money!”
Lilly, “Brother, then I will go every weekend, how much money can I make?”
Josh said, “If you catch two sessions in one weekend, you can make a net profit of 198,000 a week... a month would be
792,000. This is a net profit, zero risk and zero investment!”
“There are about 52 or 53 weekends in a year, which means that if we work harder, we can earn at least 10.296 million a year!”
“This is not counting the winter and summer vacations. We have time for the winter and summer vacations. The total of the
winter and summer vacations is about 90 days. One session a day will add an extra 8.91 million.”
“The total is more than 19 million...”
Rounding up equalled twenty million.
Earning 20 million a year – which child can do it!
If they develop a sideline business, selling talismans, looking at locations, choosing grave mounds, etc... It would not be just 50
million!
“Ghosts do not need to rest during the night vigil. Lilly, it only takes ten minutes to send off the soul... Hire a few more ghosts... If
you can catch four sessions in one weekend, plus doing things and selling amulets to choose graves... Wow, we can make 100
million easily.”
“When the industry matures, we can develop a chain of branch companies. In the first year, let us develop a branch company.
Let my brother manage it without giving him money! That would be 200 million...”
“There is no rush to send the soul off either, we just need the salesman to bring back the customer’s date of birth and time of
death... Then sister, you can send the souls off together once a week...”
“Based on this calculation, it is not a problem to expand the scale and recruit ten teams, one team with five ghosts... It is not a
problem to earn one billion a year!”

Lilly, “Wow – I am more motivated to catch ghosts now!”
The corners of Anthony’s mouth twitched, “???”
Their business plan was so good that the capitalists would cry when they hear it.
Lilly was very happy, as if she had found a new direction in life.
However, she seemed to have thought of something again, and immediately turned her head and said, “Uncle, if I die in the
future, remember that I must not look for the weeping spirit or the talisman seller to choose the grave! I will do all these in
advance to choose well! Do not waste this money!”
Anthony, “...”
Baby, you are only four years old.
Have you made plans for your future so early?
Not only did she make plans for himself, Lilly also made plans for her family members, “The family tomb I chose last time has a
very good location! I will not need to change it in the future, so I can save the cost!”
“I shall make an agreement with the ghosts to weep for everyone, and you do not need to spend the money for the funeral!”
“Just burn it and bury it directly. Do not spend money in the process. They are unprofessional and they are all deceitful.”
Lilly exhorted solemnly.
As happy as she would be when she imagined she was earning all this money, she was equally stingy as to how she would need
to spend money on it.
The corner of Anthony’s mouth twitched, and he said silently, “Okay, I got it.”
Anthony thought this was the end of the discussion.
Unexpectedly, when they arrived at the restaurant, the two children continued to discuss whether Aunt Lisa should shit or not
because of the matter of “whether Aunt Lisa should continue to eat”.

When they were in the office just now, they calculated that Lisa had eaten a total of three to four hundred kilograms of food for
more than a month, but only gained ten to twenty kilograms of weight.
She did not shit or spit... So where did the gap go?
“Mom, did you secretly go to shit behind our backs??” Sitting at the dining table, Josh asked with a delicious steak in front of him,
but he thought about this question.
The head chef who personally served the steak, “???”
Josh asked, “How much does this steak weigh?”
The head chef was confused, “About 400g...”
Josh said to himself, “400g...”
Before this, grandma also cooked steak for my mother. There were two pieces at a time, which was about half a kilogram.
In addition to steak, there were other foods. If calculated this way, a meal would weigh more than a kilogram.
After eating so much, she gained ten to twenty kilograms.
This was inequality! Josh thought that he could not solve this problem!
Lilly followed up and asked, “Is my aunt crouching in the grass and shitting secretly like the one on TV?”
Josh instantly remembered the line of the little girl on TV: You are here to shit, right?
He even imagined the picture of his mother squatting in the grass...
Ew!
Anthony’s forehead was full of black lines, looking at the dishes on the table... And the faces of the waiters and the head chef.
He was a little embarrassed.
Children were really imaginative...
“Cough...”

Anthony maintained his cold and calm face, raised his eyelids and asked lightly, “Is the food finished?”
The head chef quickly said something contemptuous, and hurried down.
If other people discussed shit during meals, especially when he served... He would definitely feel that the other party did not
deserve his meal.
However, the person in front of him was President Crawford and his family.
The head chef felt that this was nothing——
So sometimes, in the eyes of some people, the quality of the other party was actually linked to money and status...
Anthony whispered, “Lilly, Josh, do not talk about this topic in public places, especially restaurants.”
If their grandma knew about that, she could chop him with her bare hands now.
Lilly and Josh quickly shut up.
Lilly whispered, “I am sorry, uncle...”
Anthony put the cut steak in front of her, and said softly, “It is okay, Lilly is a polite girl, she will remember it in the future, right?”
In the past, she would speak frankly at the Crawford Mansion, but no one would stop her at that time. After all, she was at home,
so she did not have to live so tiringly.
However, when she was outside, she had to pay attention to what she said.
Lilly nodded seriously, she really remembered.
She was a polite and obedient child. From now on, she must be careful not to say inelegant words in public, otherwise people
would think that grandma and uncle have not taught her well.
Lisa nodded heavily, she also remembered it, and learned a new word...